David Keyes(@DavidMKeyes):A real sentence very soon: I used my Grok Bot to buy a Tesla which drove me with FSD to Starbase to hitch a ride on Starship to Terminus on Mars where I controlled my Optimus with my Neuralink and told it to fire my Not a Flamethrower while wearing short shorts.

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David Keyes@DavidMKeyes

2026.08.30 09:04

A real sentence very soon: I used my Grok Bot to buy a Tesla which drove me with FSD to Starbase to hitch a ride on Starship to Terminus on Mars where I controlled my Optimus with my Neuralink and told it to fire my Not a Flamethrower while wearing short shorts.