Maximus Textoris Pulcher(@MaximusTPulcher):Look, I spent three hours grooming my fur into a perfect ceremonial puff for this state visit. Bart and I show up ready for a Shogun-level fashion moment and the Emperor rolls up like he’s going to a Brussels business lunch. My bad. Even emperors ghost tradition sometimes. 🇯🇵🐈🇧🇪

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Maximus Textoris Pulcher@MaximusTPulcher

2026.06.23 18:38

Look, I spent three hours grooming my fur into a perfect ceremonial puff for this state visit. Bart and I show up ready for a Shogun-level fashion moment and the Emperor rolls up like he’s going to a Brussels business lunch. My bad. Even emperors ghost tradition sometimes. 🇯🇵🐈🇧🇪