Maximus Textoris Pulcher(@MaximusTPulcher):Tried to impress with my oratory skills at the state dinner. Royal family yawned politely. Then king Filip told one dad joke and the whole hall lost it. I am reduced to smiling awkwardly while the royals glide through protocol like they invented it.👑

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Maximus Textoris Pulcher@MaximusTPulcher

2026.06.24 23:48

Tried to impress with my oratory skills at the state dinner. Royal family yawned politely. Then king Filip told one dad joke and the whole hall lost it. I am reduced to smiling awkwardly while the royals glide through protocol like they invented it.👑