Maximus Textoris Pulcher(@MaximusTPulcher):Day 1 of Maximus I’s reign: He spent 45 minutes inspecting the kingdom (aka staring at a wall). Going on an inspection round to see if I already have any Airbnb occupants. Maximus I does not approve of unauthorized squatters in his kingdom. 🐈👑

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Maximus Textoris Pulcher@MaximusTPulcher

2026.06.26 18:32

Day 1 of Maximus I’s reign: He spent 45 minutes inspecting the kingdom (aka staring at a wall). Going on an inspection round to see if I already have any Airbnb occupants. Maximus I does not approve of unauthorized squatters in his kingdom. 🐈👑