The New Issue Of JOHNSTONE: At Least Lindsey Graham Is Dead The new issue of JOHNSTONE is now available to order in print or download as a pay-what-you-want e-book version. This issue features a painting of deceased war slut Lindsey Graham. Everything’s getting crazier and crazier, and the empire is getting more and more evil. But no matter what happens as the future unfolds, we’ll always have the fact that Lindsey Graham is dead now. No matter how ugly the world gets from here on out, that warmongering psychopath will still be dead. I don’t know about you, but that’s enough to keep me going for a while. That will brighten any day, no matter how dark. For the last few days whenever my husband and I see something bad in the news, we look over at each other and say “Well, at least Lindsey Graham is dead.”