So you listen to me and you listen well
Are you behind on your credit card bills?
Good, pick up the phone and start buying pokemon cards
Is your landlord ready to evict you?
Good, pick up the phone and start buying pokemon cards
Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser?
Good, pick up the phone and start buying pokemon cards
I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich from cardboard with monsters on it