Halfdan Timm(@halfdantimm):Good news: Airport security is about to get way faster now that the EU can pre-read your (formerly) private chats! 🥳 "Chat Control" just passed on the 6th attempt. After being rejected 5 times, it was sneaked through a snap vote right in the middle of the summer holidays. Brilliant. #Democry This makes it legal to scan your private messages and photos on WhatsApp, Messenger, and email. All in the name of "safety," of course. Pure government overreach. Personally, I can’t wait for Ursula von der Leyen to scroll through my group chats. Time to crank the spicy memes up to 120%—or just move the wildest groups to IRL meetups behind closed doors. 🤫

2026.07.11 08:45

Good news: Airport security is about to get way faster now that the EU can pre-read your (formerly) private chats! 🥳 "Chat Control" just passed on the 6th attempt. After being rejected 5 times, it was sneaked through a snap vote right in the middle of the summer holidays. Brilliant. #Democry# This makes it legal to scan your private messages and photos on WhatsApp, Messenger, and email. All in the name of "safety," of course. Pure government overreach. Personally, I can’t wait for Ursula von der Leyen to scroll through my group chats. Time to crank the spicy memes up to 120%—or just move the wildest groups to IRL meetups behind closed doors. 🤫