Presented without context as a sort of friend of pelicans riding bicycles. How to make a peanut butter sandwich in Shakespearean rhyming iambic pentameter. “Begin with two soft slices, fresh and white, Then spread the peanut butter smooth and thin. Upon one slice, extend it left and right, Until no patch of bread remains within. Now place the second slice upon the first, Then press it lightly till the edges meet. Be sure the bread stays whole and does not burst; A gentle touch will keep the sandwich neat. Next take a knife and cut the bread in two, Then set each half upon a waiting plate. Now choose the half that looks the best to you, And lift it up; the moment will not wait. Now take a bite and taste the simple cheer; Your sandwich now is done, so draw it near.”