The Tesla Cyberbeast navigation is dog sh*t 😂 but I got a surprise threesome in the infamous “Slam Van” and fucked the shit out of two bad bitches while they ate each other’s pussies and took turns filming it 🍿🔞🎥

Charlie, the Cyberbeast and Dumpster, the fabulous and gorgeous orange Cybertruck lead the Diner Dash convoy down crooked Lombard Street in San Francisco. @DinerDash2026 @JoshWest247 @JEHazel75 @winespringcafe @teslaownersSV @cybertruck

FSD (Supervised) v14.3.9 just hit my Cyberbeast. I asked Grok to explain the update. The main feature of this one that I’ve never heard of is Automatic Collision Evasion. If you’re driving manually and a frontal crash is about to happen… and braking alone may not be enough… FSD can turn itself on to try to keep the car safe. Or if the car thinks you’re not paying enough attention… like reaching into the back seat. Or if FSD got turned off by accident, for example. The software steps in when a human is about to mess up. You see… Most driver-assist stuff waits for you to stay perfect. This one is built for the moment you are not. Tesla also says that alone is about 20% faster reaction time with better training, vision, parking, emergency vehicles, school buses, small animals. This is still Supervised and is still your job to pay attention, but this is a real last-ditch layer. My pickup truck that already is the safest in the world just became even safer.

I have 6 devices connected to Starlink hooked up to my Cyberbeast, while my Tesla takes me to my destination on FSD. My Devices: 1/ iPhone 17 Pro Max 2/ iPhone 17 Pro 3/ MacBook Pro 4/ MacBook Neo 5/ iPad Pro 6/ Pixel 9 Pro Starlink Internet: • 180 Mbps down • 41 Mbps up The combination of Starlink + Tesla FSD has me operating on a completely different level.