White people are annoying, so vote Democrat! Our ancestors were enslaved, and that still makes us mad, so vote Democrat! The police, rich people, and happy families make us mad too. Let’s create more gays and LGBT people, forgive the killing of babies, and let everyone steal as many groceries as they want! We hate Christ, so let’s bring in more Muslims. We have no idea what Muslims actually believe, but who cares? Let’s flood the streets with drugs and get happy! Who cares if the world collapses and China takes control? Little old me got mad at Trump! I do not understand anything complicated, but Trump makes me mad! Elon Musk makes me mad too! If society falls apart and everyone becomes poor, we can laugh and say, “Serves them right!” So vote Democrat! Do not think! Eat fentanyl, become rainbow happy, and vote Democrat while eight billion people around the world laugh at us, mock us, and look down on us! Life is about acting like an idiot and feeling good right now. Who cares what happens to the world?

PlayStation is probably taking all these bad decisions almost at the same time because they know GTA VI is around the corner. They even made Kojima mad, a Japanese person, especially known for being polite and respectful, especially in public. They are now taking advantage of GTA to make all these decisions and please investors, when the game launches, everyone, even those who most want to boycott the company, will buy it and this game will be milked for years, so they don’t really care as the investors are happy The profits it will generate will be astronomical, consoles will sell out everywhere, so I still expect more terrible news like today’s. Just wait.

🚨 LMAO!! President Trump just dropped this GEM of Kaitlan Collins as Dylan Mulvaney from the woke Bud Light ad — after his HILARIOUS White House Correspondents Dinner roast Funniest president ever 😭 They can't get mad at him for comparing her to a man pretending to be a woman! 🤣 "I thought Kaitlan had really made it big with a major new sponsorship. But then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can. It was Dylan Mulvaney!" "I want to personally congratulate CNN's Kaitlan Collins on receiving her award. It was all about me. It's a FAKE. She shouldn't get the award!" "She's a young, attractive woman. She never smiles. I said, Kaitlan, do you have a smile? Smile!" "You have a nice position. You're at CNN fake news. You should be a happy person. So smile, Kaitlan. Just smile."

Couple months ago I left my corporate IT manager job. A decision I 100% do not regret. Yes going full time Web 3 in a bear market when some thought bad idea. Here I am I put in my 2 weeks notice but director said, cool, we pay you 2 weeks, but you leave now. Not something he do usually. Mad I guess. There were several things only I handled there. Especially the entire print management system for all of North America. Director was like, we'll manage fine. Been getting calls and texts constantly from old manager, like bro please help, what to do here. I would have been happy to pass it all off before I left. But director saw no value. Finally I told my old boss, sorry but I don't have any motivation to help here. That ended the calls. This is one of the worst things about your typical corporate job. They want absolute loyalty and commitment from you. But offer 0 in return. Know your worth and don't let them step on you.

Took FSD v14.3.6 out for a couple drives last night. Here are my initial thoughts/review: Tesla has been on a roll lately releasing so many updates. Yesterday, I downloaded FSD v14.3.6 and after some driving with it, it includes some nice changes First off, Hurry speed profile rips! It feels close to Mad Max with passing, acceleration, and speed but nothing excessive. Was actually quite impressed and it’s my favorite profile now. Standard felt similar to before, but definitely significantly more chill than hurry. Mad Max doesn’t feel much quicker than hurry now in a good way, this profile feels pretty dialed. The turn lane twitch is unfortunately back for me on my first drive just like v14.3.4 had, was pretty much resolved in v14.3.5. It’s only at one of them with a really wide gap between turn lane and the straight lanes and it was indecisive today. Standard mode seems similar to before, but the gap between hurry/standard is bigger since hurry felt more assertive, quicker, and stronger acceleration so standard could feel slower. Creeping was less assertive in standard than hurry as expected. Parking was excellent at the store tonight. Super quick spot selection and right in front, perfectly straight. It was a diagonal/slanted spot too- very impressed. Street parking at home was not as close to the curb as I’d like, had to readjust it. Sometimes it’ll back up and get closer but tonight it didn’t. The nag (driver monitoring system) is SO relaxed. It makes using FSD feel so much better and it keeps improving. Feels slightly more relaxed than v14.3.5 but need more drives to confirm. Overall, nice point update that also brought a new update for FSD v14 lite on AI3 cars too. The rate in which Tesla is rolling out software releases is insanely good, I thought this was just going to be a big fix change but the hurry mode behavior was immediately noticeable. Great see they are using the same OS numbers and unifying that. I’ll get a lot more driving in today and this week, but overall happy with what I’ve seen. Thanks @Tesla_AI for another great update.

What happens when the Internet is no longer mostly used by humans, but by bots, AI agents, and machines? Cloudflare co-founder and CEO Matthew Prince joins Matt Turck on The MAD Podcast to break down the shift to a machine-to-machine web. Watch the full conversation:

Mad about how Tornado Cash and crypto devs have been treated by prior administrations? The new CLARITY Act draft would prevent that from happening again with what’s called a “specific intent” standard. @kkirkbos, @TuongvyLe12, and @JoshR_GSR on why that matters — and where passage odds actually stand. @DEXintheCityPod Timestamps: ⚖️ 0:00 Intro — new CLARITY Act draft drops; why there’s still a lot of work to do 📜 5:27 Blockchain Regulatory Certainty Act developer protections and why the “specific intent” standard is so important 🏦 11:06 How TradFi actually feels about crypto market structure legislation 📊 14:45 What CLARITY must achieve: the US as the center for crypto innovation and the security/commodity line 🎰 18:11 Lightning round — passage odds: KK at 35%, Vy at 90%, Josh at 45% 🌸 21:32 Does the recent M&A wave, massive VC raises and Circle's Arc token presale mean it’s crypto spring? 💙 27:41 Coinbase: Get 20% off the first year of your Coinbase One annual plan at 📈 29:39 The least bearish bear market in history — RWA wave and institutional onchain demand ♀️ 33:41 The E11even controversy: ‘Maybe we should just not have strippers at official events.’ 🎤 34:56 SEC Chair Paul Atkins' speech recognizing that onchain infrastructure can achieve the same goals as TradFi rails 📚 43:00 The education gap: most legislators still at Bitcoin-level crypto knowledge 🤖 46:46 AI good news: Redmod AI system may detect pancreatic cancer early

Behind the scenes from @jimcramer and @CNBC's visit to Micron headquarters in Boise last week. A meaningful week to spotlight our people, our campus and the work happening in Idaho — from Micron Research Labs to live conversations on Squawk on the Street and Mad Money. #Micron# #IntelligenceAccelerated# #AI#