The wife of a Mathematics teacher buys her husband a bathroom Scale. He excitedly exclaims
that now he can tell how much his poop weighs.
The wife, a bit Puzzled, asks, how?
The Husband says, well if I take my weight before and after, I can take the difference, and it tells me the weight of my poop.
A few days later the Mathematics teacher's brother, an engineer, is visiting.
They get to talking and the husband mentions his wife's gift and how he loves to use the scale to find the weight of his poop, and that he is welcome to try it out.
A few moments later the engineer use the bathroom to poop, but remembers his brothers offer.
A few more moments later the engineer shouts out of the bathroom: This toilet paper is not cleaning the scale!
The husband annoyed his 3-year-old son, who clenched his fists and shouted angrily: "Dad is poop!!!"
Suddenly, he felt a bit cute. The 3-year-old only knew the most angry language, which was poop.
The wife was sleeping on the cold hard floor. The husband asked in confusion: “Honey, why are you sleeping on the floor? The floor is so hard!”
The wife replied: “I just want to experience the hard feeling.”
The husband caught his wife having séx with her lover inside their own home.
Even in this situation, the wife is trying to justify herself.
Now, she will file a fake dowry case and a domestic vìolence case against her husband.
The husband’s parents showed up without prior notice, leaving the couple stunned. "They still remembered our 10th wedding anniversary." Marrying the right spouse matters, but marrying into the right family matters even more.
公婆没打招呼就来,夫妻俩懵了。原来他们也记得我们结婚10周年纪念日”,嫁对人很重要,嫁对家庭更重要。
To the people supporting Toluwasings' wife. Now imagine if she was the one that lost her life (God-forbid) and the husband refuse to lay her to rest in the house she built with own money. Just think of that scenario, and ask yourself if the husband will get a pass.