i am disgustingly self aware there’s nothing you can tell me that i havent spent weeks reflecting on
when someone asks me what my biggest fear is but i can't say putting my entire heart and soul into someone just for it to be meaningless in the end so i just say spiders
me trying to find out if it's a chemical imbalance, the media i consume, spiritual psychosis, the people i spend the most time with, my core beliefs, capitalism, unresolved trauma or if I'm justbeing dramatic
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The husband annoyed his 3-year-old son, who clenched his fists and shouted angrily: "Dad is poop!!!"
Suddenly, he felt a bit cute. The 3-year-old only knew the most angry language, which was poop.
About poop
Carbon water determines the amount of your poop.
Protein determines the taste of your poop.
Dietary fiber determines the shape of your poop.
Fat determines the speed at which you poop.
It’s a little vulgar, but you must know.
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My dad: Why is there a torn condom on the sofa in the living room?
My mom: Are you going to call the kid like that?
Me sitting on the sofa?
Seriously, why does dust pile up on the fan blades and the frame?
It should just blow away with the wind.
Woman:
"I don't think girls with small breasts should be mocked!"
Other women:
"Totally! Those people are so classless! Just be yourself, babe!"
Man:
"I don't think guys with small dicks should be mocked!"
Other men:
You've definitely got a small dick."
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A teenage girl at my sister's school got pregnant. The school principal was removed from their post. What was the principal at fault for?
Having impressive academic credentials really just means you’re good at studying nothing more.
I didn't truly grasp this until I got to NCKU and saw a pile of shit on the water dispenser in the student dorm.
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So it appears that I inadvertently painted the hall the same colour as my cat eyes. EXACTLY. Cat tax in the comment
I was watching *Mezamashi TV* a little while ago, and they were interviewing an elementary school student who had been affected by the Kumamoto earthquake.
They asked, "Do you have any memories from summer vacation?"
The student replied with just one word:
"No."
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Girls with glasses are truly irresistible.
The only cure is LASIK.
Girl, be honest 😭
Your date shows up ONE HOUR late to dinner. no apology, no explanation then casually hands you ¥5,000.
Are you walking out on principle, or forgiving him because ¥5,000 is a pretty convincing apology? 😭😭😭
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Is it normal for friends to kiss...?
he stole a kiss this morning thinking I was still asleep, but I was actually awake the whole time.
Help... it's so awkward right now.
my abusive boyfriend I’m currently with has been getting nicer so I’m getting bored means I’m starting to look for the next abusive jerk. If I act like I’m easy to control, these idiots with inflated egos come flocking, and it is just so much fun to completely shatter their pride
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I feel so sorry for that mom who got reported after leaving her twins in the stroller to go to the restroom. Men, who can just dash to the loo on their own the moment a sudden stomach ache hits, would never understand.
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Whenever a nurse makes a mistake, they hear: “You’re entrusted with people’s lives. Have some responsibility.”
Fair point.
But expecting them to carry the “weight of a life” for just over ¥200,000 a month? That’s truly irresponsible.
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