FAHHHH is a TikTok audio clip with no visual identity, no team, no utility that hit $950k market cap on solana in under 24 hours via bonding curves. +126% day one. the gap between "trending sound on tiktok" and "tradable asset with real liquidity" is now measured in hours. this is the pipeline working exactly as designed. solana's shitter stack converted a distorted sound effect into a functioning market faster than most teams ship a landing page. the token probably dies in 72 hours. the infrastructure that created it is permanent.

Your Tesla gets better while you sleep Highlights from our upcoming Spring Release below — Visual updates (Model 3/Y with AMD chip) – Immersive full-screen vehicle controls when parked – Large playback controls & quick access to Recents, Favorites & Up Next in media player – Expandable Autopilot driving visualizations, with a smaller map in the top right for trip guidance Auto Shift Beta (Model S/X 2021 & later) Auto Shift (Beta) can now also shift between Drive (D) & Reverse (R) based on your surroundings, in addition to shifting out of Park (P). Vehicle settings > Pedals & Steering > Auto Shift (Beta) Audible @audible_com is now available as a native media app. Spotify queue & playback speed You can now sync your @Spotify queue across vehicles & devices & adjust playback speed. Hands-Free Trunk (Model S/X 2021 & later, upgraded Model 3) Stand still behind your trunk with Phone Key & the trunk will open on its own. Vehicle settings > Locks > Hands-Free Trunk Preview of Sentry Mode Recordings (select countries) Preview a brief clip of Sentry Mode recording on your phone if alarm is triggered by pressing & holding notification. Increased Regenerative Braking on Highway (Model S/X 2021 & later) At high speeds, your vehicle now allows for more regenerative braking, meaning more energy can return to the battery. Are we there yet?? Rear passengers can now see current trip details, time & temperature at the top of the rear touchscreen 👀