A blonde pays $1,000,000 to rent a stadium to prove blondes are smart. She fills it with 80,000 other blondes and calls one up on live TV. She starts with a simple math question. “What’s twenty plus three?” she asks. The volunteer thinks for a moment and whispers, “Nine?” Instantly, the crowd of 80,000 blondes erupts: “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!” The presenter smiles, calms the crowd, and tries again. “Okay dear… what’s two plus two?” After a long pause, the blonde whispers, “Four?” Once again, the stadium roars: “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

Just had two stereotypical blonde U Miami freshman come up to me and ask for summer internships @MessariCrypto. One didn’t have Telegram because she “couldn’t figure it out” and the other suggested Messari completely automate all research to only use AI and fire everyone. I thanked her sarcastically for the advice and she delightfully received it. Incredible.