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Wall Street advanced, notching a partial rebound from a three-day losing streak, as investors searched for deals in stocks and sectors that may have been oversold during the recent risk-off moves

The VIX is up today, with SPX notching +1.5% and NDX +2.5%. Short dated calls were arguably cheap, but they have gotten a lot more expensive today. 2-3 month calls have not yet caught the fever