A perfect Saturday in Spain: 10:30 - Wake up in a childhood bedroom (you're 34) 11:00 - Listen to the 1h WhatsApp voice note from your Colombian mistress 12:00 - Check on your apartment, squatters still inside 13:00 - Lunch until 16:30 16:30 - Siesta 17:30 - Read a job offer. Requires PhD in neuroscience, three languages, pays €1,700/month pre-tax 18:30 - Pay 70% tax on a salary you have not earned yet 20:30 - Get your Android phone stolen by an Moroccan refugee 22:00 - Watch news about boats with illegal immigrants arriving in the Canary Islands 23:00 - Donate €50 to FC Barcelona supporters club Living in Spain is absolute paradise

Is this a start of a slingshot move for gold and silver prices to record highs over the coming months? A backfill-consolidation is what odds favor, but if the raging-bull market is back from its siesta, another stealth move higher is underway.