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A woman told her friend, “I want a man who pays for everything.”
Her friend asked, “What do you bring to the relationship?”
She replied, “Peace.”
Her friend laughed.
“Then why are you asking him to pay for something you haven't even proven you can provide?”
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Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes, once traveled to Switzerland. When he arrived, he took a taxi and the driver told him he wouldn't charge him if he autographed a book.
Conan Doyle, surprised, asked the taxi driver how he knew he was a writer, and the taxi driver replied: "Easy, your shoes are covered in dust that isn't from here. From the pattern of your shoes, I see that they are English shoes. So it's English dust. You have an ink stain on your toes, so you are a writer, a British writer."
Shocked, Conan Doyle replied: "You are smarter than Sherlock Holmes."
"Yes sir, and your suitcases clearly have Arthur Conan Doyle written on them."
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