The Halfway Post
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Dadaist graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire for your doomscrolling by @DashMacIntyre. I don't report the facts, I improve them.
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BREAKING: The 10-part Trump TV documentary Donald Trump is spending tax dollars to film about himself is reportedly having trouble with the interviews because Trump can't stop dementedly changing the subject to his ballroom, that day's stock trades, or Arnold Palmer's giant dong.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump claims he’s “very close” to an Iran deal in which Iran will send every American a $5,000 check to apologize for the higher gas prices.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trump’s second term as the worst in US history.
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