DocumentingLibs(@HistorianUSA1):“How much you had to drink?” “Yes 😂” Bro tells the cops he “maybe had two beers and one shot” after running his car completely off the road… Then spends the next several minutes arguing that field sobriety tests are “incompetent” because “the majority of people that take this test can’t pass it.” Claims his right leg is shorter than his left… but then stands on the short leg because it’s his “dominant foot.” Tries the test anyway, immediately eats dirt, gets cuffed, and STILL demands a sergeant while asking for badge numbers from the back of the cruiser like he’s filing a complaint. This man was NOT on two beers and one shot. How much do y’all actually think he drank? And what was it?

2026.07.03 20:31

“How much you had to drink?” “Yes 😂” Bro tells the cops he “maybe had two beers and one shot” after running his car completely off the road… Then spends the next several minutes arguing that field sobriety tests are “incompetent” because “the majority of people that take this test can’t pass it.” Claims his right leg is shorter than his left… but then stands on the short leg because it’s his “dominant foot.” Tries the test anyway, immediately eats dirt, gets cuffed, and STILL demands a sergeant while asking for badge numbers from the back of the cruiser like he’s filing a complaint. This man was NOT on two beers and one shot. How much do y’all actually think he drank? And what was it?