Met a 10/10, then found out her wig alone costs a million. I quietly returned to my 5/10.
Why do people expect women to forgive cheating but tell men to move on when they get cheated on?
Back then, happiness was Capri-Sun, snacks, cartoons and absolutely no responsibilities.
A n!gga can be genuinely happy for everybody and still wonder when his own turn is coming.
A nigga will joke about being broke because saying I’m struggling feels too vulnerable.
Hey mutuals,Smurk is forever grateful 😭❤️✨
This anime has so many brain rot moments 😂 I can't stop watching
Never lose faith, God is still in control.
Good is the way
one thing about life, you can have absolutely no idea what you’re doing and somehow things still start falling into place.
to love is to put me on.
una no real make I join space with my 108.76 mb left
congratulations to me.
people like you don't make the world a better place to live......fuck you
Remember the research that said as time goes on we lose our ability to fall in love with new music/artists and get stuck replaying the old ones we grew up with ?
I think I'm getting there. Everything sounds shitty these days, tf...
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You ever laugh at something alone and then realize:
Nobody else knows why you’re laughing.
Now you look crazy. 😂
This might be my last tweet 💔
It’s been fun being with y’all..Goodbye🥹🙏
Trophy wise
If Thierry Henry had played for Manchester United he would have been 5x a bigger legend than what Arsenal made him.
Agree or disagree
Women say they want 'emotionally available men' then call the nice guy 'boring' and block him.
