Henry Tudor
@KngHnryVIII
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I suppose the next step will be to kick out the bloody Normans and break up into the kingdoms of Mercia, East Anglia, Northumbria, Kent, Essex, Sussex, and Wessex. Make the 8th century great again! #BrexitEve#
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Sex is for:
- a man & his dead brother’s wife who’s now his wife
- a man & his mistress
- a man & his new wife who’s his mistress’s sister
- a man & his new-new wife who he wed a wk after beheading his 2nd wife, the one he’d wed after creating the church that makes these rules
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