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A little girl asks her father, “Daddy, why don’t I have a little sister?”
Trying to be funny, he says, “You do have a little sister.”
“I do?” she asks.
“Sure,” he says. “But every time you walk in the front door, she walks out the back door.”
“Oh, I see!” the little girl says. “You mean she’s like my other daddy.”