Joke of all trades, master of PUN. Laughter enthusiast. Serving up cringe-worthy jokes and more, tested for maximum groans around the family dinner table.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “You’re in here a lot. Do you think you might have a drinking problem?”
The horse replies, “I don’t think I do,” and promptly disappears.
Now, my philosophy followers here on X are already laughing, because they’re familiar with René Descartes’ famous proposition: Cogito, ergo sum — “I think, therefore I am.”
But explaining that beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.