People be calling my mentor the wrong name all the fucking time and just like.. say you don’t remember his name don’t be racist
Accidentally flung my wedding ring across my kitchen when i took it off to make fucking pizza yesterday night. Havent been able to find it, spent all day looking, deep cleaned the whole fucking kitchen!!!!! Merry christmas to me 🤪
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Idk how only children with shit parents do it…. Like if it weren’t for my brother i’d kill myself yesterday
Literally my whole life thats it
Also on a more positive note shout out to all of the people filling out their lil journals at the gym its so cute i love to see it… wont do it but it is so cute
Nothing that annoys me more than people who move to the area just to complain about there being nothing….. like…… do not fucking talk to me
The craziest part of my job is really the phone calls sometimes because theres no way you need ME to explain to your child why they cant have something
When people upload a selfie on the photo part of their consent form i die laughing because girl what show me your ID😭
I don’t give a fuck what a man likes
No one who has a loud car is doing it to impress random girls who don’t know what’s going on. Shut up
If you disagree you’re a cunt i paid for that song
It should be illegal for staff member to skip song on the touch tunes… i said what i said….
Forgot i had a dentist appointment this morning and the lady sounded not very happy about me not coming in today but like… kiss my ass u r not the one who’s gonna have to pay a $360 bill upon leaving hoe
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Imagine ripping a cig in Cerulean city
I can tell my period is near bc almost everyone i talked to today i deemed a stupid fuckin idiot
If you never upload photos of you smiling or with your teeth showing i always just assume you have none
So many people i talked to were so happy about xmas and new years day both being on a Wednesday this year?? Fr??? I’ve been confused for a week
My recycling schedule is thrown tf off i got boxes all over my kitchen
Enough of this
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Not sure at what point i lost all desire to contribute to social media but i do be vibing
Being financially irresponsible (messaging someone about buying a manual transmission smart car on facebook marketplace)
(Meeting a friend’s baby) hey what’s up
