Glenn Beck(@glennbeck):I wanted to help CNBC out. They so helpfully told us the “10 worst states to live in for 2026” if you’re a trans union worker in need of an abortion. But what about the BEST states? I’ve compiled a list with the same criteria I think CNBC would use: Are you looking for a state that has the fewest people that believe in God, highest concentration of Hamas supporters, lowest marriage rates, and the most overeducated elitist population? Give these states a try: 1. Massachusetts 2. New York 3. Vermont 4. California 5. Washington Oh, I probably should have also added “most insane housing prices” to the list. Whoops.

2026.07.15 21:10

I wanted to help CNBC out. They so helpfully told us the “10 worst states to live in for 2026” if you’re a trans union worker in need of an abortion. But what about the BEST states? I’ve compiled a list with the same criteria I think CNBC would use: Are you looking for a state that has the fewest people that believe in God, highest concentration of Hamas supporters, lowest marriage rates, and the most overeducated elitist population? Give these states a try: 1. Massachusetts 2. New York 3. Vermont 4. California 5. Washington Oh, I probably should have also added “most insane housing prices” to the list. Whoops.