Jeremy(@jeremyct):HR: we’re a people first organization. Also HR: your insurance deductible is $6,500. Also HR: we don’t offer paid maternity leave beyond 6 weeks. Also HR: your raise this year is 2.4%. Also HR: we’re freezing hiring but your workload will be redistributed. Also HR: please fill out this engagement survey so we know how to better support you. Also HR: your mental health benefit is 3 free therapy sessions a year. Also HR: we’ve planned a pizza party for Friday to celebrate Q3. HR is not your friend. HR is the company’s lawyer who learned your name.

2026.07.04 15:01

HR: we’re a people first organization. Also HR: your insurance deductible is $6,500. Also HR: we don’t offer paid maternity leave beyond 6 weeks. Also HR: your raise this year is 2.4%. Also HR: we’re freezing hiring but your workload will be redistributed. Also HR: please fill out this engagement survey so we know how to better support you. Also HR: your mental health benefit is 3 free therapy sessions a year. Also HR: we’ve planned a pizza party for Friday to celebrate Q3. HR is not your friend. HR is the company’s lawyer who learned your name.