Mike P(@mikepat711):When you walk into a dirty dive bar with tiled ceilings, request a draft lager, get served in a pint glass that sat in a freezer, and “and it stoned me” by Van Morrison is playing on the jukebox, you know exactly why our troops go to war to spray bullets at commies and terrorists. From our cold dead hands you will take this life.

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Mike P@mikepat711

2026.06.19 22:24

When you walk into a dirty dive bar with tiled ceilings, request a draft lager, get served in a pint glass that sat in a freezer, and “and it stoned me” by Van Morrison is playing on the jukebox, you know exactly why our troops go to war to spray bullets at commies and terrorists. From our cold dead hands you will take this life.