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LexAuric
@rongrong0509
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Joined November 2017
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Haha, the MAGA crowd is having another collective orgasm! Karoline Leavitt just held a serious White House press briefing to announce: President Trump’s MRI results are “perfect,” “his cardiovascular system is excellent,” “no abnormalities whatsoever”! Bro… you got a regular medical scan, not won the Super Bowl. Every time there’s even a whisper about Trump’s health, they have to turn it into a national “MRI Victory Celebration.” It’s like they’re terrified people might think he’s mortal. At this point, doing a basic health check has become a “historic medical miracle” in MAGA world. Suggestion for next time: Just livestream Trump eating a cheeseburger, drinking Coke, and tying his shoes on the White House lawn. Title it “Trump Once Again Proves He’s 100 Years Younger Than Biden” Just like that. Trump’s body is winning bigly… again!
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Karoline Leavitt brings the White House press room to a complete silence with an update on Trump’s MRI scan. After months of media hysteria over Trump’s health, the results are back — and they are staggering: “President Trump’s cardiovascular imaging was perfectly normal. No evidence of arterial narrowing, impairing blood flow or abnormalities in the heart or major vessels.” “The heart chambers are normal in size, the vessel walls appear smooth and healthy, and there are no signs of inflammation or clotting. Overall, his cardiovascular system shows excellent health.” “His abdominal imaging is also perfectly normal. All major organs appear very healthy and well profused.” “Everything evaluated is functioning within normal limits with no acute or chronic concerns.” “In summary, this level of detailed assessment... confirms that he remains in excellent overall health.”
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