Drake
@silvopasturist
I’m a farmer like a woodpecker is a carpenter… but all I really wanna be is a beaver. 🇺🇸 in 🇨🇦
Joined December 2022
1.1K Following 3.1K Followers
Well, stop eating the shitty seed oils and at least the sunburns will stop. Also, that Ibuprofen probably gonna give you a heart attack or stroke. Wife's hobbies sound like the least of your worries, frankly.
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My fellow dudes on x, I need to ask you a favor.
My wife has discovered a new hobby, landscaping.
We've spent $2,000 on plants, dirt, bark over the last 2 weeks. I'm sunburned, and out of ibuprofen
I need this post go viral so I can pay for all this.
Why couldn't she have chosen sourdough bread? Or crochet? Or triathlons?
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