The Spectator(@spectator):As seen in the Times. 'Sodding sods!' I exclaim, as I discover that I'm £16,000 overdrawn. Between the tweakments, the Berry Bros deliveries and the maintenance of a feckless toyboy in rented digs in Hove, I'm deep in the red and digging deeper. I shoot Emilia Cash-Barings a WhatsApp. 'Babe, have you got any comish for me? Something on the new scourge of Athleisure or a righteous skewering of Soho Farmhouse?' 'Look, Helen,' she replies. 'All I've got is something on this "AI" stuff. £2,000? What do you reckon?' ✍️ Helen D'Vorcee Article |

2026.09.19 13:10

As seen in the Times. 'Sodding sods!' I exclaim, as I discover that I'm £16,000 overdrawn. Between the tweakments, the Berry Bros deliveries and the maintenance of a feckless toyboy in rented digs in Hove, I'm deep in the red and digging deeper. I shoot Emilia Cash-Barings a WhatsApp. 'Babe, have you got any comish for me? Something on the new scourge of Athleisure or a righteous skewering of Soho Farmhouse?' 'Look, Helen,' she replies. 'All I've got is something on this "AI" stuff. £2,000? What do you reckon?' ✍️ Helen D'Vorcee Article |