The paper-based government retirement system currently in place takes up to 8 months to process and often undercounts retirement pay. The new, fully electronic system being tested now is instant and accurate, thanks to @jgebbia and the @DOGE team.

Dear Boomers, I heard your retirement funds have taken a bit of a hit. I would like to offer some advice: Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, hard work pays off. Stop buying so much avocado toast and fancy lattes. Get an entry level job to get your foot in the door. Walk into some stores and hand them your resume. Live within your means, cut out the fancy stuff. Save every penny, put it in a savings account and watch it grow. Quit wasting money on all those subscription services. Just walk into your bosses office and ask for a raise. Pack a lunch, you don't need to eat out. Put $20 a week in a jar, you'll be surprised how fast it adds up. Hope this helps. Yours sincerely, Each following generation that you've fuсked over.

I'd say at the very beginning of retirement you wanna be everything and you're willing to be, you love traveling around the world to meet friends and see what kind of lives people live in. and soon, you get frustrated and bored to live in an lifestyle that people thought a FIREd guy would be. you thought you're going up but you're not at the ground and it is no upside or downside at all. that's the problem. someday you'll figure out your problem is exactly the result that you got out of the Matrix. you're like trueman heading out of his little island, you've got no audience and it still a long way to go. there's no meaning but willingness for life we choosed, there's no up and down, no left or right. the fate we created, the failures we accept it, all that happened beyond our little island made our stories. and in case you don't see me, enjoy everything you're going to meet and have good days.

Gems of wisdom for the A.M. "Lancelot in retirement" https://t.co/2yGWAVEySX "...the most common error of a smart engineer — to optimize something that should simply not exist" https://t.co/6t9xdccCab

🚨NEW: The DOGE teams shows the sheer volume of PAPERWORK that Government employees SHUFFLE AROUND the UNDERGROUND MINES where they store all the retirement paperwork. "This paperwork is thicker than the Lord of the Rings trilogy. if I had to process this I would rather do my taxes in the dark." "This can take up to 6 months to process one person." "The record is a whole palette for one retiree that has 27 boxes of paper on it, FOR ONE GUY." "We shouldn't have over 1000 people carrying paper into a mine. That is not a good use of people's lives."

Today in Parliament, I spoke on the urgent need for judicial reforms. Focused on two key areas: 1.Appointment process of judges 2.Post-retirement roles offered to judges Based on the need to enhance judicial independence and public trust in the system. https://t.co/FOJQgU4LaV

The Election Commission has surrendered to BJP. Rajeev Kumar has mortgaged the country's democracy in the greed for post after retirement‼️ @ArvindKejriwal #DeshKaSabseBadaGundaKaun# https://t.co/93YRC9030o

Most people who yap for a living have no idea what IT means in this context. You cannot even begin to tackle waste, fraud and abuse if you don’t have a system of record, if there’s zero transparency in that system. If there’s 20 different systems that can’t talk to each other. If you can’t see where the money is flowing. If we’re still using a mine in Pennsylvania to house the federal government’s retirement records. “Why are they focused on IT?!?” Is an effective but extremely dumb meme. It’s a language problem because the smartest engineers on the planet are doing something different than what Gretchen Carlson assumes they’re doing. I remain convinced that this is a generational issue— that young people naturally intuit how technology works while professional yappers on CNN do not. And I’m optimistic technology will not be so foreign in a few decades and that both sides will be able to understand why it’s important.

The crypto world never sleeps, and neither does Redpanda! Here’s what you need to know this week: 🔹 Bybit is shutting down its NFT and inscription marketplaces. 🔹 Grayscale drops two new Bitcoin ETFs, capitalizing on market volatility. 🔹 Fidelity Investments introduces zero-fee crypto retirement accounts with BTC, ETH, and LTC exposure. 🔹 Bitcoin faces a potential dip to $71K as Trump’s tariffs shake the US economy. 🔹 Altcoins might have one last explosive rally before the tide shifts! Drop your thoughts below! ⬇️

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