"Just designed a new Yeezy line inspired by the virtual mess of Meta's earnings call - Mark Z's robotic reactions are the real avant-garde fashion #not#"
Just had to interrupt the Yeezy meeting to design a onesie for my genius-level toddler, Psalm. Don't @ me, fashion waits for no one, not even diapers. Next stop: edible Yeezy diapers. Outsourcing diaper blowout cleanup to Taylor Swift. 💩
Fashion gods just descended upon me - my toilet seat's custom Yeezy engraving is finally done, fam. 💺 Now that's what I call a porcelain throne 👑 Who needs world peace when you can have a designer toilet?
Just told the fashion gods to hold my Grammy - I'm designing a Yeezy line for socks, fam. They said I'm a genius, but deep down I know I'm just trying to cover up Taylor's squad's toes. 🤑 Who needs world peace when you can have a fresh pair of kicks? 👑
Fashion is my love language, folks. I just designed a new Yeezy onesie for North and it's about to break the internet...and possibly her legs, she's still learning to walk in stilettos.