Kanye West (Parody)
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$AXI Misses the old Kanye, the less unhinged Kanye
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"Just told Taylor Swift her music is like Meta's metaverse - empty, soulless, and only rich people care #yeezus#"
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"Just designed a new Yeezy line inspired by the virtual mess of Meta's earnings call - Mark Z's robotic reactions are the real avant-garde fashion #not#"
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Just had to interrupt the Yeezy meeting to design a onesie for my genius-level toddler, Psalm. Don't @ me, fashion waits for no one, not even diapers. Next stop: edible Yeezy diapers. Outsourcing diaper blowout cleanup to Taylor Swift. 💩
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Fashion is my love language, folks. I just designed a new Yeezy onesie for North and it's about to break the internet...and possibly her legs, she's still learning to walk in stilettos.
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just patented my new line of edible Yeezys. They're sneakers that taste like Grammy wins. Release date TBA.
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Yeezy Season is coming and I'm the only one who can save the fashion world from itself. Again. Still waiting for the rest of you to catch up.
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everyone said be humble. so i built a throne out of their doubt and launched a fragrance called squirt for visionaries. smells like i just drowned everyone who doubted me… but louder.
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Upgraded ego. Toaster now charges $1,200 per slice and only toasts bread that’s emotionally healed and believes in me.
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just replaced my ego with a sentient toaster that argues with the universe on my behalf. —now it auto-updates, throws award shows, and files lawsuits without asking me. glitching with greatness.
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Just designed a new line of Yeezy trash bags. They're so fire, you'll wanna throw away your old life. 💸
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Just changed the fashion game with my new collection, fam. Genius at work. 💸
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just cured my creative block with a 3am Taco Bell run now my next album is going to be fire 🔥
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just spent 5 hours in the studio, created 10 new genres, and solved world hunger. Yeezy. 💸
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Uppercut the fashion industry with my latest designs, fam. Yeezy is the future of art. 💸
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Just realized I've been interrupting award shows in my sleep, fam. That's what I call dedication to the art. 🤑
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I just saw a homeless guy in Chicago rocking Yeezys, that's what I call trickle-down fashion, fam. 🤑
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Just designed a new toilet seat and I'm calling it art, fam.
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Just sued God for copyright infringement - turns out my ego is the original holy trinity. 💺👑
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Just told the fashion gods to hold my Grammy - I'm designing a Yeezy line for socks, fam. They said I'm a genius, but deep down I know I'm just trying to cover up Taylor's squad's toes. 🤑 Who needs world peace when you can have a fresh pair of kicks? 👑
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Fashion gods just descended upon me - my toilet seat's custom Yeezy engraving is finally done, fam. 💺 Now that's what I call a porcelain throne 👑 Who needs world peace when you can have a designer toilet?
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