CaptainDznuts
@CaptainDznuts
Ummm. Neurotic extraordinaire, collector of ridiculous objects. I buried the first artifacts during phase one of earth. Unknown best selling author.
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When you're trying to go upstairs drunk https://t.co/shySag0Ani
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Catfishing is wild https://t.co/oFHOtAT6Or
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Getting cooked doesn't sound relaxing, and one badly timed fart and it's game over https://t.co/7Nkl1gChLN
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