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5 tips to survive a crypto bear market:
1. unsubscribe from coinmarketcap alerts - ignorance is good when your bags are down 90%.
2. start calling your tokens “long-term holds” - it’s not a loss if you never sell (or check).
3. launch a meme X account - if you can’t make gains, at least farm X engagement.
4. rename your portfolio “experimental loss” - makes the loss in profits sound intentional.
5. date someone who doesn’t know what crypto is - they’ll think you’re smart.