BREAKING: We've hung the Nubit flag on the Golden Gate Bridge. Took us three months, two sleepless engineers, one fake LLC, and exactly zero approvals. But Bitcoin Thunderbolt has officially landed in the Bay. Park rangers weren't impressed. One tourist asked if we were filming an Apple ad. A seagull landed on the flag and refused to leave. We took that as a sign of support. Local officials are now allegedly considering renaming it the Goldinals Gate Bridge. As Hemingway once said: "There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being able to deploy Bitcoin Thunderbolt." According to internal research conducted by our legal team (who have since resigned), we're the first group in 200 years to raise a flag on the bridge without a war, a budget, or a permit. ⚡️