The press gave the new iPhone Duo an 8.8. What do the people who actually bought one say? Our new Kite Agent Passport film follows a real run from Oct 27. We asked @bot to hear from owners only, and it paid @apify for the data from its allowance. ▷ It bought a $10, spend-capped Apify token and picked the scrapers it needed. No Apify account, no API key, no card. ▷ It scanned 585 posts across Reddit, YouTube, X, forums and eBay, and kept the 27 written by real owners. ▷ The owners tell a different story: cracks near the hinge that reviewers didn't see, about one in five posts on returning it, and an eBay resale premium that fell from +$2,101 to +$851 in four days. All of it for $2.73 of scraping. Research with an agent. Keep your money. 🪁