Mike P(@mikepat711):Tesla’s logo is red, TSLA stock is red. Know what else is red? A fresh jug of Fairlife ultra-filtered whole milk. Wanna hear something crazy? Just one serving of Fairlife whole milk contains 9 essential nutrients. Not seven, not eight…. Nine of the suckers. All in one crisp, cold, delicious glass. And obviously, this all comes with 50% less sugar and 50% more protein — not to be confused with your 50% YTD loss from holding TSLA stock. There’s a new red in town, baby. and it’s fucking delicious.

2026.08.12 23:16

Tesla’s logo is red, TSLA stock is red. Know what else is red? A fresh jug of Fairlife ultra-filtered whole milk. Wanna hear something crazy? Just one serving of Fairlife whole milk contains 9 essential nutrients. Not seven, not eight…. Nine of the suckers. All in one crisp, cold, delicious glass. And obviously, this all comes with 50% less sugar and 50% more protein — not to be confused with your 50% YTD loss from holding TSLA stock. There’s a new red in town, baby. and it’s fucking delicious.

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