东海边十三妹（在线交四海之友）
@shisanmei666
栖居东海边浙江临海，醉心山海风光，钟情传统文化、艺术与烟火日常。心怀热爱，用镜头分享真实又美好的中国。🌊（部分来自网络侵删）
Sister Thirteen by the East Sea
Living in Linhai
Sharing the beauty of China through my lens
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赢了比输了还难看的官司
全世界都知道你勃起功能障碍了
Winning a lawsuit is more ugly than losing.
The whole world knows that you have erectile dysfunction.
#搞笑# #片段欣赏#
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昨天带孩子配眼镜
第一次发现隔壁镇的杜桥眼镜城这么大！
那边正在开眼镜展
好热闹，太多外国友友了！
It's the first time I found that Duqiao Optical City in the next town is so big
There is a glasses exhibition over there
It's so lively. There are too many foreign friends
#杜桥眼镜展#
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你们今天有收到重阳祝福吗？
我很老吗？
Have you received any blessings from Chongyang today?
Am I very old?
#烟火日常# #重阳老人#
说汉语大比拼
哪个人的“你好，良渚”说得最好？
The competition of speaking Chinese
Which person's "Hello, Liangzhu" is the best?
#第四届良渚论坛# #良渚文化# #保护文化遗产#
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没错，
就是你认为的那个东西！
我扔垃圾的时候看到的，
特地跑回家拿手机拍的！
That's right,
That's what you think!
I saw it when I was throwing garbage.
I specially ran home and took a picture with my mobile phone!
#烟火日常# #扔垃圾#
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教你把围裙拍成买不起的样子
“字越少 劲越大
只要是快摔倒的动作都是好动作
没看懂但又不好意思说没看懂”
Teach you how to make your apron look like you can't afford it.
"The fewer words, the stronger.
As long as it's about to fall, it's a good move.
#拍大片# #技巧#
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女模特为什么都喜欢侧着让人家拍呢？
Why do female models like to be photographed sideways?
#模特#
中午吃猪大肠
大肠太美味了大家觉得呢？
Eat pork intestines at noon.
The large intestine is so delicious. What do you think?
#烟火日常# #午餐#
早上好朋友们
这鸡没白养啊哈哈
养鸡千日用爪一时
Good morning, friends.
This chicken is not raised in vain, haha.
Raise a chicken for a thousand days and use claws for a moment.
#早安心语# #正能量#
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还得是大师啊！
你有没有想过你老公打你，是因为你嘴欠？
You have to be a master!
Have you ever thought that your husband beat you because you owe your mouth?
#搞笑# #开心#
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张靓颖西安演唱会惊魂一幕😱
2米高台踩空坠落，
穿着高跟鞋的她竟然还能站起来继续唱！🎤
张靓颖反应超快：
意识到踩空立即调整姿势
主动跳下而非被动坠落
最终屁股着地缓冲冲击
#张靓颖# #演唱会# #意外坠落#
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红烧鱼这样做
老公早回家
如果我明天和老公这样说话
他大概率会觉得我疯了
Braised fish like this
My husband came home early.
If I talk to my husband like this tomorrow
He is likely to think I'm crazy.
#搞笑# #红烧鱼#
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这是高手：
桌椅上打篮球
五人凑一桌麻将
多余的这个是什么角色呢？
还要带五把剪刀✂️
This is the master:
Play basketball on the table and chair
Five people put together a table of mahjong
What is the extra role?
You also need to bring five scissors✂️
#运动# #篮球#
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猜猜这是什么？
这东西在炒饭上面的
第一次见到配炒饭的
Guess what this is?
This thing is on the fried rice.
It's the first time I've seen it with fried rice.
#烟火日常# #晚餐#
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讨饭中…
农村人是可以到邻居家蹭饭的
In begging for food...
Rural people can go to their neighbors to eat.
#烟火日常# #蹭饭#
