😂 We have officially peaked as a civilization.
A $100,000 Sperm Racing Olympics is happening in San Francisco with 128 competitors (one per country) racing their swimmers on a microscopic track.
Over 10,000 dudes have already signed up, including entries from Iran, Israel, and North Korea.
While the world is on fire, humanity decided the real geopolitical flex is whose swimmers are faster.
This is the most unhinged 2026 shit I’ve seen yet.
Source: Daily Mail