Sperm donor I overheard a clerk at a game store talking to a woman. Clerk: Apologies ma'am but it's not my responsibility to watch your son. Woman: It's your responsibility to make sure kids play age appropriate games when they visit this store. Clerk: I'm sorry ma'am but that's not true. Our policy does not include policing the demo games our customers choose to play. Woman: You're telling me it's store policy to allow children to play Resident Evil? Clerk: Part of the experience of visiting our store is the option to play whatever games we have available. Your son chose to play Resident Evil. It's not my job to make him play Super Mario. Woman: Can I speak to your supervisor? Clerk: No ma'am. Woman: Why not? Clerk: He's on leave ma'am. Woman: Do you have children? Clerk: I'm a sperm donor ma'am, so probably.