“苦主 all in 买了 coreweave 的股票,仓位缩水 37%. 早上发现老婆收拾行李要搬到 all in spy 股票的隔壁老王那里。苦主哀求老婆,说根据 Jevon’s paradox, coreweave 的收入和股价都会反弹回来。老婆反问道,Jevon 是谁?他帅吗?他有钱吗?”
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With CRWV at 74 in pre-market, I’m now -37% since my all-in. I woke up this morning to my wife packing a suitcase. She’s moving in with her boyfriend, who is 100% allocated to SPY. I begged her to be patient and explained that CRWW will bounce back due to Jevon’s Paradox, but that didn’t help. “Who’s Jevon? Is he good looking and rich?” She replied. My life is over. Citadel ruined it.
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