Sob harder Vine #JeremyVine# You want to know what a real pile on looks like? You still have Alex Belfield in prison courtesy of your Oscar winning performance in court. As a certified spaz I certainly don’t want you pretending you care.

Callers to the Jeremy Vine show, Britain’s biggest current-affairs programme, can occasionally be rude, or hold unpleasant views. But they are unmistakably British—and surprisingly open