Katie Hopkins
@KTHopkins
Katie Hopkins: BATSH*T BONKERS BRITAIN
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If I may, son
1. All lads in the car are complicit when they made the choice to be passengers
2. I am not stupid. But your dad does like to call me bitch in bed
3. I prefer Jewish people to Arabs. Jewish people understand personal hygiene
4. You spelled cunt wrong
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Batshit Bonkers Britain with Katie Hopkins.
White Kids - stop doing ridiculous hand gestures. You aren’t black. You aren’t gang-land and you sure as hell aren’t as hard as you think.
Find purpose. Not pain.
Love Naughty Aunty Katie
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Sob harder Vine #JeremyVine#
You want to know what a real pile on looks like? You still have Alex Belfield in prison courtesy of your Oscar winning performance in court.
As a certified spaz I certainly don’t want you pretending you care.
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Ladies & gentleman. I give you, the finest Glasto crowd* description of all time.
(*since Glasto became a leftie wank-fest)
Well shove my flange in a Dyson air blade and call me Castanet Katie
Muhammed Ziauddin thinks he’s the fucking Terminator
The only lethal thing about him is his religion.
Batshit Bonkers Britain with Hopkins
Harry & Trailer-trash Meghan are coming back to Blighty. They are basically illegals… after free accommodation and an easy life
Plus: rapey illegals to be given booklets asking them to be less rapey
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Blowing a dead man is not your best look @AaronBastani @novaramedia
'Professionally I erred, but ethically I really screwed up.'
Novara Media co-founder Aaron Bastani has apologised for comments he made on X about professor Jason Arday.
Batsh*t Bonkers Britain: BREAKING
Labours Minister for Farming - (a beta who makes Larry Grayson look butch) passed out at the sight of beef carcasses hanging in cold storage
Housing minister: sacked for having too many houses
Corruption minister: sacked for being corrupt
Transport minister: fell into a pot hole she should have fixed
Farming minister: faints at the smell of the farm.
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This is progress. Though the MUCH bigger challenge is getting venues to work as venues. As opposed to moral arbiters of what others may hear.
Quit clutching your pearls. And let punters decide
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George Floyd 2.0.
They’ll be kneeling at Waitrose later, self flagellating with a Cavolo Nero.
Pray for an asteroid
Katie Hopkins: Batshit Bonkers Britain
With backing dancers - Tilda & Stella 🐾
We need @WaterAidUK for Kent. Can Lenny Henry go and have a cry and film white people suffering?
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Dear Ginger Growler
This was announced under Starmer Nov 2025.
But yes, we know you like a home or three love.
K
Goodness me. I am not so comfy with kindness - as you know
But thank you. Particularly those who disagree wildly with me - but appreciate resilience in another soul
Punched down? Accept pain. Recover quickly. Kneel to stand. Move forwards. Towards those who would silence you ❤️
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The only way to survive a media pile on is knowing who you really are.
If your life is a lie, you won’t make it.
From a woman who knows
‘Professor’ Jason Arday brings an important lesson to all of us:
Do not lie
Do not cheat
Do not steal
He is basically Black Moses.
Correction. Was.
All of a sudden the Eyebrows in a T-Shirt, Captain Casual @andyburnham cares about farmers
Support my excellent campaign:
Get Fingered By A Farmer #fingeredbyafarmer#
Not a fucking word @LucyTCWife love …
Smile and wave, smile and wave bird
Batshit Bonkers Britain
We’ve imported half of fucking Africa but failed to build a single reservoir. Of course we have run out of water.
But sure Andy, let’s talk about subscriptions. … dear Lord save us
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It is Katie Hopkins ‘Bloody Well Done’ week
First up, 17 & 18 year olds managing to pass their tests / drive. Well done. 👏 you determined souls
Your life is made so much harder than it needs to be …
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For fuck sake Qudratullah (beautiful British name) …
Come over here, pretending to be a boxer with your Ugandan mates … and then go full illegal rubber dingy rapids bro on our arses …
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