Jelly Roll guest-hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live and used his own weight loss to shame President Trump. “I’ve lost 300 pounds. That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump.” That’s not country. That’s late-night slop. Dolly Parton built a legendary career by refusing to pick a side and alienate half her fans. Jelly Roll sat in Kimmel’s chair and took the cheap shot anyway. If your act needs fat jokes about the President to get a laugh, you don’t have an act. You have a booking.

the AI roll-up is only getting started Long Lake CEO @alextaubman has bought 30+ real-economy, non-tech companies and just took the largest corporate travel platform private (Amex GBT, $6.3B) its a bet that AI can better transform legacy industries and that someone has to turn capex into real economic growth "You see the hundreds of billions of CapEx the labs are investing. Somebody's got to take that and turn it into GDP growth. That's what Long Lake was formed to do."

NEW: Bitcoin financial services platform Onramp raised $12.5M in a Series A at a $135M valuation, led by Early Riders. The firm now custodies over $1B in assets with zero security incidents and plans to expand its Multi-Institution Custody network and roll out its new banking-style platform, Onramp Finance.

Vote scheduled: At 5:30pm, on Tuesday, September 22nd, the Senate will proceed to a roll call vote on the motion to invoke cloture on Executive Calendar #828#, Angela Veronica Colmenero to be United States District Judge for the Southern District of Texas.

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