More on the pelican on the bicycle test from @simonw: I uploaded the source here so it's playable in the browser, forkable etc. Look out for GTA Hobbiton dropping before GTA VI :)

How are midgets going to complain when they are the only "minority" group that has always been represented in media as they are without hate? LotR/Hobbit Willow Willy Wonka Wizard of Oz Time Bandits The list goes on, and still those ingrate dwarves complain about being oppressed, from who? The only dwarf hater that's worked to get other dwarves disenfranchised by CGI and the same pygmy actor for everything, has been Peter Dinklage: a fucking midget. If I was a dwarf I'd be very happy with the lore bestowed upon me. Any midget who doesn't dwarfmaxx Willow larp is wasting his life. Imagine being a decent IQ midget, watching Thunder Dome, and deciding not to find a 6ft+ retard to manipulate into being your personal steed. Makes no sense, the world needs more creative midgets.

“These lovely small towns in the UK are like the Shire” “Oxfordshire type of thing” “One day a 1000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the Kids” Elon Musk called it absolutely correctly and now the Hobbits in the Shire of Oxfordshire are about to meet the Orcs.

🇲🇽 Mexico has the TWO shortest active professional footballers in the world. 🤯 With Poland’s Marcin Garuch now retired, Tigres winger Diego “Chicha” Sánchez (1.55 m / 5’1”) is widely recognized as one of, if not the, shortest active professional footballers in the world. Right behind him is Mexican legend Christian “Hobbit” Bermúdez, who, at around 5’2”, remains one of the smallest active professionals in the game. Two of the shortest active footballers on the planet… both from Mexico. 🇲🇽👑 Height has never stopped them from proving they belong. 💪

It's so creepy how evangelical Christians fetishize Jews and Israel. They treat the modern state of Israel like a magical fantasy land and talk about Jewish people like fairy folk, because those words happen to appear in some ancient book of made-up stories. They regard today's genocidal apartheid colonialists in the state of Israel as biblical Israelites, and think some dentist in New York City is the same sort of person as the fictional characters they read about in the book of Exodus. It's like if someone took over New Zealand and named it "Middle Earth" and started calling all the Kiwis "hobbits", and then all the Tolkien nerds started oohing and ahhing about it and planning expensive trips to go see the land where Gandalf and Frodo once walked, and started organizing lobby groups and voting blocks to promote the foreign policy interests of "Gondor" (formerly Wellington). And the modern state of Israel is built around facilitating this exact type of fetishization. They resurrected a dead language that hadn't been spoken conversationally anywhere on earth for centuries and changed the name of their currency from the lira to the "shekel" in order to facilitate this Bible-LARPing and build on the illusion that their brand new ethnostate is the same as the nation that Jews and Christians have been reading about in their ancient scriptures. All to ensure that a western political support base will push western governments to pour modern war machinery into propping up this ridiculous apartheid state with the nonstop violence required for its perpetuation. It's so fucking insane. "Ooh, we've got to send bombs and attack helicopters to the magical Jew kingdom so that the magical Jesus prophecy can come true and make us all go to Eternal Paradise!" Fucking freaks. Stop doing this.