He wouldnโt even remember he was alive๐ญ
โHowโd you make money without a job?โ
Me to my parents every week:
Only time i be jealous of a mf is when we out eating and their food come before mine.
If you start smiling when you receive their textโฆ delete their number
When your wife is telling you the lamest joke, but youโre about to tell her you lost the house on a sports bet
