USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸(@Arkypatriot):Remember these playground torture devices? One kid went up. One kid came down. One kid got launched into low orbit. No helmets. No padding. Just splinters, hot metal, and you just got up and walked it off Pretty sure these aren’t even legal anymore… which is a shame, because they taught balance, physics, and regret all in one recess. Did you play on these? I didn’t like it cause when the other kid got off you bottomed out your coccyx bone.

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USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸@Arkypatriot

2026.05.18 15:02

Remember these playground torture devices? One kid went up. One kid came down. One kid got launched into low orbit. No helmets. No padding. Just splinters, hot metal, and you just got up and walked it off Pretty sure these aren’t even legal anymore… which is a shame, because they taught balance, physics, and regret all in one recess. Did you play on these? I didn’t like it cause when the other kid got off you bottomed out your coccyx bone.