Is it merely a coincidence that I designed Gorbo, a small teal amphibian Axolotl, and now the entire internet has decided the axolotl is the official mascot of unresolved trauma? Is it merely a coincidence that axolotls are functionally extinct in the wild and thriving in captivity, and that Gorbo's Swim Hole is a paid attraction with a mandatory guest orientation tape? Is it merely a coincidence that axolotls are neotenic, meaning they never complete metamorphosis, they simply stay in the larval form forever while growing to full adult size, and that this is the precise clinical description of a Route 47 employee? Is it merely a coincidence that axolotls breathe through their skin, absorbing whatever frequency is in the water, which is the entire mechanism of Frostingcore, a condition I invented before I knew that was a real biological process? Is it merely a coincidence that a creature named after a god of death and lightning was quietly renamed "cute pink pet" by the global consumer supply chain, and that this is the Algorithm Corporation's exact playbook, documented, in my show, in 2025? Is it merely a coincidence that every single thing I put out, no matter how stupid, no matter how obviously a joke, no matter how much I was clearly just tired and typing, arrives twelve to fourteen weeks later as a peer reviewed paper, a Netflix docuseries, or a product at Target? Or is Gorbo simply early.