JUST IN: Hunter Biden’s $LAPTOP memecoin crashed 99% within hours, soaring to $315 before collapsing to about $1.60. Chaotic launch or massive rug pull? Either way, this is no way to monetize a personal brand. Celebrity coins are becoming an ever-faster game of musical chairs. Cycles that once lasted weeks now implode within minutes. Everyone knows the risk; the race is simply to dump on later buyers.